User talk:8bitjake/April Fools Archive/Pages/Joke Pages/Joke Articles/ǝmoH iʞiW ʜɔɈɒɿɔƧ

This is a joke article, usually found on a userpage. Please don't take it seriously.

Welcome to the Community Portal, this is where everyone can chat about random stuff and also fall into portals!

This is an ancient trap created by the naive Flemantra to trap the community inside the portal. ~~Sadly,~~ it stopped working 1 second later after it was created and it is now a famous place where Wikians come talk, and snap photos of it. ~~Sadly again,~~ all photos of this mysterious portal have been banned and ripped by Gobo and what it really looks like is still a mystery. Rumor has it that you can travel to the 7^th dimension through the portal and you can never ever come out (at least when the portal was still working).

Size of Community Portal: 898729385982745078241E+8304892562546 bytes Not Time to Archive!

Make sure to check the archives before posting! (unfortunately, they are stored in a very bureaucratic matter that would make your brain explode if you tried to comprehend it, so it has been removed)

Things you can talk about
Portals
Paddle2See
Pico
Sprite
Scratch Cat
Flame Wars
Evil Kumquats
Computer processors
Bots
Memes
Shamshung
Cars
The Local Bandage Exhibit

And more!

Things you can't talk about
Energy units
The hacker who hacked the Scratch Team
Banned users
Deleting the Main Page

Not Done

This will always be done, ARCHIVE PEOPLE!

Threads that need "long time and hard work" will be archived.

We need your help: Apply for getting "International Scratch Wiki Cockroach"
Why is Inter-Restaurant not possible in the meowing cats-portal?
Should "Untitled" become a wiki article?
Delete the Main Page

To make sure that your thread will be ~~destroyed~~ archived put the template {{not done}} at the top.

Don't forget to replace it with the {{resolved}} template when the thread is finally finished.

Finally, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Logging server faults

Here's how to log a server fault:

Give all your energy units to kaj
Install the Flash Player to communicate with me
Press Ctrl+Shift+Q 2 times
Your server fault has successfully been logged!

The Flash (talk | contribs) 00:00, January 1 1970 (Unix)

DELETE THE SCRATCH WIKI!!1

plz
Scratchteam (talk | contribs)

Banned for trying to unleash a coup d'etat on the wiki.

Admin (talk | contribs)

Add support for Shamshung Phones

Shamshung is the most popular operating system, although Bapple tries with their notches and MVs to gain variety. Adding a Shamshung app for the wiki will greatly increase our reader viscosity, and liquidizing our readers makes them easier to transport to other pages. @Jvvg could you start development on this? Oh, and to bonk with Bapple bOS versions, only Shamshung (and I guess Woogle Bits and LelG Phones, since those are Gobo-tOS.)
Co0lcr34t10ns (talk | contribs) 21:31, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

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Scratchteam (talk | contribs) 69:69, 69 Sixtembine 6969 (ABC)

who deleted my post >:((((((

deer scratch team... i owrkede os hard on tis artilce!!!!!!11111! u cant just delte my articel! brig it bakc NOW or i cal the srtach poilice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minikiwigeek2 (talk | contribs) 16:02, 27 November 2024 (UTC)